Epstein’s suicide explained

Here’s the Keystone Kops explanation of disgraced billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide at MCC.

1. Epstein was taken off suicide watch, even though he had previously attempted to hang himself. Blunder number one.
 
2. Epstein was supposed to have two guards inspect his cell every half hour to make sure he was OK. Neither of them did their job. Blunder number two.
 
3. Epstein was supposed to have a cellmate after he was taken off suicide watch. The cellmate was mysteriously transferred out of Epstein’s cell just before Epstein hanged himself. Blunder number three.
 
In other words, a perfect storm of bonehead actions by the MCC prison personnel led to Epstein’s suicide.
Are we supposed to believe the entire staff at MCC are blithering idiots who have no idea how to do their jobs?  Are we supposed to ignore the fact that a raft of rich and powerful people had much to gain by Jeffrey’s Epstein’s death?  Without a trial he won’t be ratting anybody out.  His mouth is permanently sealed.  And it’s all because of a bunch of idiots.